January 2012
I think this is the first time I've actually seen...
Well then.
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“Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant...”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via attheedgeoftheuniverse)
I'm surprised I can still type.
I’m what you call high functioning.
“Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant...”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via attheedgeoftheuniverse)
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Oh Christ J Beibs is in the tele
But I just want to paint and enjoy the company of someone cuddly.
Fuuuuuuuuuu
It makes me sad that I’m not around my hometown because HOT DAMN.
Cinnamon whiskey is good whiskey.
;D
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I took an hour nap.
Woke up to find the whole house is dancing to Rihanna’s R.
It’s my uncle’s CD.
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I was wrong.
Someone sent a photo of this dude’s holding a cantaloupe up with only his penis.
I am missing what seems to be the most ridiculous end of the year bacchanals .
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"You only need two resolutions, man:
1. Don’t die
2. Smoke more weed.”
Tiny little weenies wrapped in bacon with a brown...
It’s good and gross all at the same time.
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Marathoning the Nolan Batmans
And rumballs
When the clock strikes 12 the NDAA of Fiscal Year...
occupyallstreets:
Happy New Years.
I was going to read Homestuck
But I’m too fucking lazy to power read through another comic series.
December 2011
It's annoying how I'll randomly like a post...
…as I scroll down the Tumblr iPhone app.
So it’s like, I’ll look in my likes and I’ll come across the most random of shit.
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My dog's are doing the "I just fucked walk"
Which are a couple of things.
One of them is odd because the male has his cajones removed, but then again it’s not like he can forget how he can use it.
The other is hilarious because the bitch is taller than the male and his back legs aren’t touching the ground.
Another is frustrating because my initial purpose of going outside was to pick a guava off the tree but the bitch is...
That awkward moment when your friends are...
And I’m like, “lol, look what I drew.”
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The Porch Light
I pull up to my driveway with whatever thoughts that race in my head. If it’s a Friday night, I check to see if anyone took the trashcans in off the curb. Friday morning are trash days in my little slice of suburbia. Our front door has become a tad old so my house keys need a little extra push and I notice that the navy blue paint has begun to unfurl and chip. I haven’t put up the...
The secret to art
is whiskey.
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To Anon, wherever you are
Such Great Heights is within my range, but it just sounds so awkward because of the timing. I can barely get a breath in between the verses. Do you have another song request or do you want me to do this song?
I wish there were a Cialis for artist block.
I AM SO UNINSPIRED.
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2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
No publishing anything. I’m taking a break from work, so hit me up. Pleaaaase?
Pirate Chat time?
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Watchantiblogger:
hahaihateeveryonehaha:
but y
I’M CRYING
Oh, look. This is back too.
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END OF YEAR MEME, WHAT FUN
everybodyska:
sylphofshipping:
yourtwodads:
zealhugs:
pae-pae:
floraphilia:
dobie:
HOW TO: open a new text post and type letters a-z into the tags and take your favorite tag it suggests and post it out of context. this only works if you use tags as obsessive conversational add-ons like me, and if your computer saves the tags you’ve used before.
WHAT YOU COME UP WITH SHOULD BE SOME...
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>___> Am I the only one who hasn't encountered the...
Because I haven’t had to deal with that.
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